Barcelona police has issued a city-wide alert for the people to watch out for Gerard Pique, FC Barcelona player and central defender. Much like Goldilocks, Pique has the tendency to arbitrarily land up at your doorstep, make like Ferran Adria, clean out your fridge (while making disparaging remarks comparing it to a monkey’s behind) and take a nap on your bed, before departing in a two-seater convertible to pick up unsuspecting old ladies at the bus stand. His latest victim is rumored to be Carles Puyol, FC Barcelona Captain, whose plans to spend his day-off cozying up with his supermodel girlfriend in his house was thwarted by a sudden Pique attack. Puyol could not be reached for comments. You can follow the man himself on twitter @3gerardpique for more detailed information on the attacks.