“Messi is the best player in the world, but I hope he understands I prefer Xavi or Iniesta to win”.
It is rumored that Cristiano Ronaldo is not very happy with the Casillas couple. “First his girlfriend says I’m selfish, and now Casillas says Messi is the best in the world!” fumed Ronaldo to FCBFD, “It’s like they’ve taken the truth potion or something!” We naturally felt bad for young Cristiano, and scoured the web for something he is the best at, apart from the art of using hair gel of course. We are glad to report this quote from veteran FIFA referee Claus Bo Larsen, who after officiated top level matches for 14 years, thinks Ronaldo is the most annoying player he’s ever seen.
“Cristiano Ronaldo is always out to get a cheap free-kick, especially at home. We tend to talk before games about how he would go down so easily. We know how not to be biased. But we have to be prepared too. He is given a clean slate at the start of every game, but when he would lie down after failing to win a free-kick, he would smile at me because he knows I don’t fall for his theatrics.”
We, here at FCBFD are not quite sure how Cristiano hopes to win free-kicks by lying down and grinning at the referees, but what do we know! So there you go, Messi might be best at playing football, but he is clearly nowhere close to Ronaldo when it comes to annoying referees. Hope everyone is happy now.