Guardiola Issued Ibra Alert

Posted: December 26, 2010 in Random Observations
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Pep Guardiola has been advised not to go wandering down any dark alleys anywhere outside Catalonia, lest he gets his lights knocked out by Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Ibra, who clearly doesn’t believe in the concept of ‘moving on’, had apparently this to say to an AC Milan club representative.


“I will only sign if you say one thing to Guardiola: if we ever meet outside Catalonia, I’ll knock him out”

Which, you have to agree, is rather an awkward message for any club representative to have to deliver. While no one likes the idea of having a 6 foot 5 inch Taekwondo black belt stalker waiting to sock you in the eye, we don’t think Pep Guardiola is intimidated. We suspect his hypnotic skills will come in handy for such sticky situations. Still, maybe it’s a good thing that we didn’t draw AC Milan in the next round for Champions League.

  1. […] with a buy option of 24 million. Not to mention the fact that Ibra, the Taekwondo blackbelt, now lies in wait in dark alleys to take out Pep Guardiola if he ever goes wandering down one. Maybe 50 years down the line, we can […]

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