You all know about the fight between Gerard Pique, FC Barcelona central defender, and Dani Alves, the Brazilian right-back, that happened during that game. You know, the one that, according to the Madrid press, has split the team into three camps – the Pique camp, the Dani camp, and the rest of the players. We have confirmation that the two have now made up and all is right with the world again. Pique reportedly spent Sunday evening studying the pictorial works of Dani Alves in Dani’s basement. “I liked the one of the hen” Pique is rumored to have said, “I have never seen a more self-composed hen before”. On being pressed, Pique also admitted that he loved the scenery depicted in one of the other happy pictures. We have the paintings, exclusively, just for you!
Correction: We have been subsequently informed that Pique was studying the pictorial works of Dali and not Dani. We don’t know who he is talking about.