King Abidal and Van Persie having a friendly chat. "I bet I can wrap my hand around your neck and make my fingers touch!"
Messi to ball: Okay, now just fly over Almunia and hover in the air for a second so I can kick you in. Understood?
Messi: That was fun! Maybe next time I'll tell the ball to perform flips in the air, that'll freak everyone out more!
I hope Wenger was not serious about making me wear this puffy coat till I learn not to do a backheel pass in my own penalty area.
What kind of a referee are you?! This is not fair play!! Ask Barcelona to share the ball!
Busi: Pep always tells us one good turn begets another. I have a surprise for you!
Xavi: Okay. Now finish this off, and don't ever make me be the center of a group hug again.
No I didn't disapparate with the ball! Ask Masche, he saw me!
Kid behind Puyol: Gosh Darn it! Just finish the game, will you? Don't make me come down there and turn you all into stone!
It's okay. I promise I'll only score two goals this time around.
Wenger blames the referee? Like I always say, no man in a puffy coat should ever be allowed to give a press conference.