You know we have a problem when the entire defense is watching from the stands.
This game is going even worse than my diaper changing training.
Alves to Pinto: Don't look now, but I think Pep's frothing at the mouth in the sidelines.
Almeria is one up. What on earth are my forwards doing?!
Pedro: Anyone up for a game of peekaboo? Busi?
Villa: I'm practicing my flying karate kick.
Messi: One day I'll be as good as Villa at this.
But with our new-found CK expertise and our header specialist playing, it's only a matter of time!
Pique: Xavi has a gag order, so I'm just filling in for him. What would you like to argue about?
That was a cool flying kick! How do you take the second leg off the ground?!
Whoa wrong timing, I see more than 2 legs.
All's well that ends well!!