Our Exclusive Interview with Leo Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo

Posted: April 15, 2011 in Random Observations
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After our panel with Pep Guardiola and Jose Mourinho in attendance, we have another illustrious panel for you, in our Classicos buildup. Today, we have two players who are often pitted against each other for the top spot of the best footballer on the planet. Ladies and Gentlemen, without further ado, we give you Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo. You may call them Leo and Crissy. No just kidding, you may not.

Us: Welcome Leo. Welcome Cristiano. It’s great to have you both here on this panel. What do you think of Cruyff’s statement that “Leo Messi is closer to being a great player than Cristiano Ronaldo”?

Leo: I’m very thankful to Cruyff for his kind words.
Ronaldo: That’s it?!
Leo: Yes, your turn now.
Ronaldo: I think Cruyff should go to a mental hospital. He should take Guardiola with him, and they can play cards.
Leo: Sounds familiar. I think Mino Raiola already said the same thing.
Ronaldo: Who is Mino Raiola? How much does he make?
Leo: Raiola is Ibra’s agent. And considering how much we paid for Ibra, probably a lot.
Ronaldo: Not more than me, surely?!
Leo: No, that’s unlikely.

Us: Okay, let’s cut the banter. This is a panel and all that. Second question. What do you think of Capello’s remarks that “Cristiano knows english, Messi knows football”?

Leo: I’m very thankful to Capello for his kind words.
Ronaldo: Oh, come on!
Leo: Also, I’d like to point out that I’m taking English lessons.
Ronaldo: !!! As for me, I’d like to suggest Capello joins Cruyff and Pep in the mental hospital.

Us: Leo, you might know what Roberto Carlos just said. “Cristiano is more important to Real Madrid than Leo is to Barcelona”. Your thoughts?

Leo: Those are not very kind words, but I’m still very thankful to him. They taught us at La Masia to be thankful to everyone. It improves your football brain.
Ronaldo: This is by far the silliest panel I’ve ever attended, I’ll give you that.

Us: Who is your most favorite player in the team?
Ronaldo: Me.
Leo: Difficult to pick one, but I’d go with Xavi and Iniesta.

Us: What do you think about the classicos coming up? Who do you think will win?

Ronaldo: Me. I’ll win everything.
Us: You mean Real Madrid?
Ronaldo: Same thing.
Leo: We have a very good chance for the Classico. So does Real Madrid, they are a very good team. It will be evenly balanced. I hope we can pull off a win, but it will be very difficult. And in our team, we only think about one game at a time.
Ronaldo: You can’t all think and talk the same way!
Leo: We were trained to be very respectful to our opponents in La Masia. And also thankful. Preferably both.

Us: Finally, who do you think is the best player in the world right now?
Ronaldo: Right now, I’d say it’s “The Dwarf”.
Leo: I am very thankful to Cristiano for his kind words.
Ronaldo: ARGH!

Us: Thank you for coming! It’s been another wonderful panel.
Ronaldo: Never again!

Disclaimer: The likelihood of this interview being true is right around the same as Torres scoring a hattrick in his next game.

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Comments
  1. MissPharaoh says:

    Dude,this is AWESOME!! I thought the Mou-Pep panel was the best comic panel I’ve ever read,but that’s even better

  2. Nic says:

    agreed i thought the previous one was good this was better, halarious love these and all your other post, hope you don’t stop, btw even your disclaimers are a huge laugh.

  3. Joely says:

    Haha amazing 😀

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  5. ElClasico says:

    I just discovered your blog and as a Real Madrid fan I think this interview was funny 😀 Well done, guys! But the disclaimer was the best!!

  6. Realmadrid says:

    I hate how all the jokes and rude comments are made towards Ronaldo and not Messi. and how Messi is potrayed in a much more mannerful way rather than Ronaldo. This stupid thing is clearly targeting Ronaldo right on. so like what the heck? y don’t ppl say stupid things about Messi for a change? huh i’m pretty sure he’s not as clean as he and their entire team makes it look like. Real Madrid and Cristiano Ronaldo speak the truth and from their heart and they have nothing to hide but as always the truth hurts, ad whenever someone says something from their heart, they get targeted for being real… Rather when Messi says all his bogus shit, he is portrayed very nicely. i mean i don’t get ppl nowadays, so ppl seriously get a life and if u can’t become something don’t ruin other ppl’s reputation k!!!!!!

    • fcbfandrivel says:

      Hi Realmadrid , that might have something to do with the fact that this is a Barca fan site, like goal.com is a Madrid fan site :P, we make no pretenses at neutrality. 🙂 And you can’t accuse us of making Barca players appear mature, I mean, you ought to read the Pique Journals. 😀 But just because you seem so offended by it all, we promise to make a very nasty post on Messi in the near future, he’s had it coming for a while anyway. 😛

      On a serious note, this is all intended to be harmless fun, we don’t dislike anyone associated with football. Except Mourinho perhaps. No just kidding. 🙂 Have a good day!!

  7. nlovers says:

    i just discovered your blog…and its hillarious….

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  9. duha says:

    amazing interveiw ….* a pit mean when it comes 2 torres *but still i’m very thankful….

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