Too close to the goal. Only way to stop Villa might be to strangle him.
So what if Albiol tried to kill Villa? Let Barca play with 10 men for a change!
Unfair penalty! Barca Bias! Check Villa's pulse, he's still breathing!
Maybe Messi will not score if he is blind in the left eye? We can always try.
The Tale of Two Bad Haircuts
Ref: No I didn't fall asleep on the tanning bed. Now go mind your own business!
Dani is crazy if he thinks that giant crab routine is cooler than my grandma thanking.
Xavi: One more yellow for the Ballon d'Or Trio Silly Yellow Collection Fund. Leo and Andres will be thrilled!
Mou: If you need more authenticity with your "rolling on the ground" routine, I can refer you to a couple of my players.
Use your brain, dude! NEVER do crazy things when you are angry.
my press conference notes...10 men blah blah...biased referee blah blah...calendar conspiracy blah blah...anything else?