Keita: Liga Champions again, for the third year running!! What a rocking team!
Keita: So tell me the truth, King Abidal, do you fly around in the nights in blue tights and red cape?
Masche polishing his kung fu moves for CL Final
Xavi: Okay, enough mucking around, time for a goal. This time I'm going to let Keita score.
Keite: Darn it, I can't see! Why is Villa attached to my head?! And who's holding up my arm?!
Pep: Geri, you see that bald man near our goal? Yeah? Well, I'd really appreciate it if you stopped getting in his freaking way.
Sigh. Now Ibi can't stay on his feet, Leo suddenly loves the goalpost, Pique is giving away goals like candies, and Villa is...wait, where is Villa anyway?
Martorell: Ref, who's this guy? I didn't see him around in the first half!
I'm ready for my free kick. Goal post or wall?
Not the best Barca performance, but who cares?! CAMPIONS LA LIGA 2010-2011!