So, we here at FcbFanDrivel have purchased a brand, new crystal ball. It’s shiny, round and if we keep staring at it, gets all smoky and shows us the future. How very neat! So what’s the obvious first thing any sensible person would use it for?! No, not stock prices, don’t be silly. We used it instead to find out what our Barca players will be tweeting in the near future, because, well…okay, it’s something to do. So here are our findings.
“Ooooh! Prince Harry has good news to share! I’ll not say what it is, but I’m flying to England for another grand royal wedding! Moc moc!”
“Ooooh! I have decided to start my Christmas tree early this year to avoid all the last minute pressure! One decoration per week! Moc moc!”
“Did you know Poseidon made a horse to please Demeter and not Amphitrite? Oooooh! Never knew that!”
“Hola! I’m still working on the checked shirt competition! I have already finished 56 pictures out of 780000! Will keep you posted on updates! Moc moc!”
“I had a Pilates session this morning. It was a very good workout! Moc moc!”
“I had another good pilates session in the afternoon after training! Juanjo Brau will not be happy, but he doesn’t know!!” (Editor note: Except now he does, he follows you on twitter)