Karanka: Don't all of you mark Messi at once. About 5 at a time will do.
I'm okay, I'm okay, not to worry, Pepe hasn't killed me yet.
I said no to Man City for this?! And now my coach is going crazy too. Great.
It's nice to celebrate with Cesc. Haha his face looks all blurry this close.
Odd coincidence. Marcelo's face looks all blurry this close too.
I *must* set an example for my players by taking out the coaching staff.
Make faces at Messi? Check. Poke Vilanova in the eye? Check. Laugh and wink at referee? Check. What next? Got it! Burst a paper bag behind Perez!
When you grow up a little, you can play Yahtzee with the gang.
Football is kinda getting boring. Let's settle this based on a hand-to-hand combat instead.
One more silver pot! (Albeit a smallish one)
That was easy!!
Mourinho: "We intend playing like real men who don't go to the ground at slightest touch. Dive Maria will be spearheading our campaign."